Divorce jokes for Trish's act Peaceandquiet: I know we could all come up with a million of them based on our own lives.. thought I might start this thread to get her headed in the right direction... or at least take her (and our) minds off of things.
My thought for the night....
So I'm sitting here at my computer.. scratching my ball............. yea she got the other one in the divorce.
One for the ladies to use...
So I was sitting around my house the other day trying to figure out a way to get back at the ex... funny how fate works.. the phone rings.. its my ex mother in law. She starts telling me how sorry she is about how everything happened.. and that he seems to be happy with his new girl.... so I started acting real confused... I said to her "New girl?" he told me he was gay and that he was in love with *insert his best friends name here* ;D ;D
Re: Divorce jokes for Trish's act alonewith2: Losing one of your balls in the divorce...now that's funny! ;D
Re: Divorce jokes for Trish's act TeddyR: Yeah,it's better loosing one than the two Some woman usually aim for :o
Re: Divorce jokes for Trish's act DarrenB: *I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
*Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff
*Marriage is grand. A divorce is about 10 grand
*This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit.
"I've got grounds, all right," sputtered the irate husband. "Can you believe my wife told me I'm a lousy lover?"
"That's why you're suing?" pursued his lawyer.
"Of course not. I'm suing because she knows the difference."
*These days, parents pray the youngest child will get married and move out before the oldest one gets divorced and moves back in.
Re: Divorce jokes for Trish's act smokin: the number one cause of divorce is marriage...lol......
whats the useless thing between the a*s and the p*ssy (or balls)?
the woman or man (as in ex)
lol
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