Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III Beren: [size=8pt"> (to the tune of "Silver Bells")[/size">
Sitting sideways
On a barstool
Having lunch with your wife
In the air you can sense discontentment
She's not happy
You're too crappy
For her to stick by your side
In the back of your mind you can hear
Wooden gavels, wooden gavels
It's divorce time in your city
Clap, clap, clap, hear it tap
Soon it will be Ex-mas day
Strings of late nights
Bitter old fights
That you thought were long past
As your wife reads out your indictment
Feel your heart clench
Feel your eyes drench
This was not supposed to be
You know that quite soon you will hear
Wooden gavels, wooden gavels
It's divorce time in your city
Clap, clap, clap, hear it tap
Soon it will be Ex-mas day!
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Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III alonewith2: That time of year again?!! YAY!! I love the exmas carols!!
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III in_search_of: I have to say I was so excited to see ex mas carols...how fun, hardly seems that it can be that time again!
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III Beren: [size=8pt"> (to the tune of "Do You Hear What I Hear?")[/size">
Said the devil to the little lawyer
Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see?
Walking down the street, little lawyer
A rockstar, rockstar, a rockstar wannabe
With an ass as big as a tree
With an ass as big as a tree
Said the little lawyer to the ex-to-be
Do you hear what I hear?
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the sky, ex-to-be,
do you hear what I hear
Ca-ching, ca-ching, the jingling of cash
Let's run away with it fast
Let us run away with it fast
Said the ex-to-be to the lonely man
Do you know what I know?
Do you know what I know?
Suck it up and deal, lonely man
Do you know what I know?
I'm gone, I'm gone, I don't love you any more
I wanna live my life as a whore
I wanna live my life as a whore
Said the lonely man to the Ojar boards
Do you feel what I feel?
Do you feel what I feel?
Deep in my lonely heart, Ojar boards?
Do you feel what I feel?
The pain, the pain, wrenching at my soul
I don't think I'll ever be whole
I don't think I'll ever be whole
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III snkpack: [size=7pt"> (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")[/size">
You strutting, syph-infested c*ck,
You smell like stinky cheese.
You're such a scheming hoser
With extremely f*cked up teeth.
Those braces they are so damn hot
On a 30-year-old guy.
Oh-oh tidings of what would come to pass,
You'd leave me you *ss.
Oh-oh tidings of what would come to pass.
Your new wife must be so damn proud
To walk with you through life.
Although her nipples brush the floor
She seems so very nice.
A little dumb, but then she's blonde,
Now what do you expect.
Oh-oh tidings of what would come to pass,
You'd leave me you *ss.
Oh-oh tidings of what would come to pass.
You're such an *ss I can't describe
It all in just one song.
So I will start another
To share how I've been wronged.
I hope you'll dance to this fresh tune
And let your b*tch t*ts bounce.
Oh-oh tidings of what would come to pass,
You'd leave me you *ss.
Oh-oh tidings of what would come to pass.
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