Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III MEP2006: (To the tune of "Jingle Bells")
This is hell, this is hell, this is hell today.
How I wish this bloody ache would simply go away.
This is hell, this is hell, this is hell today.
How I wish my scheming ex had chosen not to stray.
Dashing out the door to meet your new blonde toy,
Filled my head with lies; your love was just a ploy.
Said I was the best, said you'd never bail.
Now I'd kill you if I could, but I'd end up in jail.
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III MEP2006: DK the cheating boyfriend
had a lot of ditzy hos.
And if he ever called them
they would do whatever he chose.
All of his other girlfriends
ended up in broken heaps
DK the cheating boyfriend
told them all that it was for keeps.
Then one foggy dismal day
DK walked through town
when a drive-by car pulled up
and swiftly gunned him down
Now all the used-up girlfriends
laugh and dance and clap with glee
DK the cheating boyfriend
is just a part of history!
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III big_daddy: (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Put my ring, in the prune cake,
She took a bite, oh what a mistake.
What a beautiful sight,
To see her choking tonight,
Now I never have to see the bitch again.
She's gone away, to the Canuck.
If she'd just stayed, she'd had better luck.
As her plane's leaving town,
It plummets to the ground,
Now I never have to see the bitch again.
If the ho had only learn to keep her legs closed,
She even did the deed for Pastor Brown.
She said, "I have sinned."
And he said, "Yes, ma'am.
Who needs altar boys,
When I have you around."
Now she's gone, and I'm crying,
From the fumes, of her corpse frying.
Oh what a terrible shame,
To see her new car in flames,
Now I never have to see the bitch again.
If the ho had only learned to keep her legs closed,
She might not be the cheapest whore in town.
At least the fire killed all of the disease though,
Else you could smell her p*ssy 6 feet in the ground.
Can u believe, she's still kicking?
She doesn't know, the bomb is ticking.
Can smell the singe of her hair, as she flies through the air,
Now I never have to see the bitch again.
Now I never have to see the bitch again.
Now I neveeeeerrr, have to seeeeeeee, the bitch..a....gainnnnnnn.
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III yella: BD! And you think I'M evil!? LMFAO!
Dude! That's awesome!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III big_daddy: (to the tune of "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth")
Everybody asks
me every day
Why the hell I
Let that ho bag stay
It seems that they are
right its time for her to leave
I just can't figure out how to
get her away from me.
OOOOhhhhhhhh...
All I want for Christmas
is that bitch to leave,
that bitch to leave,
that bitch needs to leave.
If I could only get,
that stupid bitch to f*cking leave,
I could finally have a
Merry Christmas.
It seems she just isn't hearing me,
I've tried to convince her with a pistol.
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
Maybe I'll convince her with a missle.
All I want for Christmas
is that bitch to leave,
that bitch to leave,
that bitch needs to leave.
If I could only get,
that stupid bitch to f*cking leave,
I could finally have a
Merry Christmas.
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