Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III snkpack: [size=7pt"> (to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock")[/size">
Little small, Little small, Little small c*ck.
Little c*ck swings and little c*ck rings.
Ho-ing and blowing up bushels of fun.
Now the VD has begun.
Little small, Little small, Little small c*ck.
Little cock's crime is world record time.
Dancing and prancing without a care,
Never gets me "there".
What a crying shame; its a crying shame
Little c*ck is out to play.
Little small c*ck's only claim to fame
Is to make me want to say:
Giddy-up little c*ck, pick up your speed
Work it around the clock
It takes more than two minutes to fill my need.
That's the little c*ck,
That's the little c*ck,
That's the small little c*ck!
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III Beren: We three kids disoriented are
Dad left Mom without a car
Taken for granted
Now we're stranded
Mom's crying on Ojar
... anyone care to finish? ...
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III Beren: We wish you a merry syphilis
We wish you a merry syphilis
We wish you a merry syphilis
And a shot in the rear!
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III smokin: Twas the night before EX-mas and all through the house
Not a ex was f*cking, not even unbuttoning her blouse,
All her stockings were hung by her thigh with care
In the hope that Saint Nicholas would see her legs done with nair,
Then, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
in between her legs was a gigantic beaver,
A great big bush, all hairy and thick,
I knew in a moment it wasnt for my pr*ck.
;D
Re: Some Holiday Cheer: "Ex"-mas Carols III Lumpy: [quote author=GooseTapeMan link=topic=37609.msg408694#msg408694 date=1164482948">
In the hope that Saint Nicholas would see her legs done with nair,
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Oops! I think Santa just came down the chimney. Damn you St. Nick!
*Breaks out the chimney sweeping gear*
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