Re: Silly questions..because Im bored YellowJacket: [quote author=PluckyLives link=topic=39579.msg433965#msg433965 date=1167971001">
I just snorted Diet Pepsi out of my nose. LMAO
His favorite thing is calling people "stinky butt", because too many of the family have made a big deal about it. He thinks it's freaking hilarious (and it is, but c'mon, I can't tell him that).
So, I tell him "Love you, baby" and he say's "Love too stinky butt!"
I say "Bedtime" and he says "I'm sleepy stinky butt!"
Etc etc
I figure that he'll get tired of it eventually if I don't draw attention to it......I hope. Hehe. I think.
He can say in a million times and I still giggle. Immature mommy over here.
:)
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Well, okay, but just in the interest of full disclosure -- I have already applied for the Plucky Alarm Clock patent. I'm working on the commercial now.
"Get a Plucky, for when they really need to be woken up!"
or maybe
"The Plucky, for when you want to guarantee they ain't hittin' snooze."
I don't know, probably still needs work.
Or maybe from now on whenever a person sticks their butt in another's face and "releases" it can be known as a Plucky. Imagine how famous you'll be. :P
"Yeah, I was gonna give her a dutch oven but she ran out of the bed so I was just able to do a Plucky on her." :D
Re: Silly questions..because Im bored bamacannon: Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE THIS MORNING?
A: nothing
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: making coffee
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: talking on the phone
Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: asking if my son was asleep
Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: 3 water, codered, beer
Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: yes
Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: nope
Q: WHO DID YOU HUG LAST?
A: son
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: red
Q:WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
A: clothesline
Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: empty yard
Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: movie
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: white
Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: pot on the tv
Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: cloudy
Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: cookie and creme
Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: 6-8 months ago
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: no
Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: yes
Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A. sometimes
Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: yes
Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: don't know
Q: NAME SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "A."
A: Austin - my son
Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: soemtimes
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: chocolate
Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: every day
Q.WORK TOMORROW?
A: i wish
Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: yep
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: noone will have
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?
A: dont remember
Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: yep
Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: no
Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: yes
Q: WHO DID YOU SEE IN PERSON TODAY?
A: mom, son, one friend
Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: nope
Q: HAVE YOU BEEN CALLED A DEROGATORY NAME TODAY?
A: nope
Re: Silly questions..because Im bored SharonGiles: Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE THIS MORNING?
A: my perky breasts
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: sleeping
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: having dinner
Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: I love you, goodbye
A: Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: 2 - water, oj
Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: no
Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: yes, but only private shows
Q: WHO DID YOU HUG LAST?
A: boyfriend
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: blue
Q:WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
A: grass and a road
Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: bra and panties
Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: squat
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: white
Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: top of dresser, purse
Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: sunny, windy, cold
Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: Chocolate chunk
Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: cant rememer
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: no
Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: sometimes
Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A. sometimes
Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: yes
Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: on occasion if given reason
Q: NAME SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "A."
A: Andrew
Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: yes
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: chicken and rice
Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: yes
Q.WORK TOMORROW?
A: yes
Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: no
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: yes
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?
A: a funny sitcom
Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: yes, usually sickening love names
Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: yes
Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: no
Q: WHO DID YOU SEE IN PERSON TODAY?
A: boyfriend, child, best friend
Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: yes
Q: HAVE YOU BEEN CALLED A DEROGATORY NAME TODAY?
A: probably
Re: Silly questions..because Im bored trapped: Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE THIS MORNING?
A: my little dog
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: snoozies
Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: typing here
Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: f*ck....my poor dad.
Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: 2~~ coffee and water
Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: yes, often.
Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: nu-uh
Q: WHO DID YOU HUG LAST?
A: my "houseguest", the boy....
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: purple
Q:WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
A: no back door
Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: half and half
Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: Chanel earrings
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: Green on the exterior of the building, white on my apt.
Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: terra cotta vase thing-y on a desk
Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: chilly but clear
Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: strawberry or banana, or both!
Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: Cannot remember but I think in Cali
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: no
Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: not lately, well, except for work
Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A. always
Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: yep!
Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: somewhat, sometimes but not extreme
Q: NAME SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "A."
A: Anil, my colleague
Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: Dont really use em but no
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: Alphabet soup
Q: DO YOU WATCH TV?
A: every night
Q.WORK TOMORROW?
A: yeppers
Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: GOOD GRIEF, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: GOOD GRIEF, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?
A: my ex told me something funny tonight
Q: YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: Sorta~I did...well, yes.
Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: no
Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: I cannot fall asleep but once I am asleep I CANNOT wake up so yes.
Q: WHO DID YOU SEE IN PERSON TODAY?
A: colleagues at work
Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: nope~~well, maybe the boy....the houseguest.
Q: HAVE YOU BEEN CALLED A DEROGATORY NAME TODAY?
A: not today that I am aware of but quite possibly ;)
Re: Silly questions..because Im bored Temporary: [quote"> Well, okay, but just in the interest of full disclosure -- I have already applied for the Plucky Alarm Clock patent. I'm working on the commercial now.
"Get a Plucky, for when they really need to be woken up!"
or maybe
"The Plucky, for when you want to guarantee they ain't hittin' snooze."
I don't know, probably still needs work.
Or maybe from now on whenever a person sticks their butt in another's face and "releases" it can be known as a Plucky. Imagine how famous you'll be.
"Yeah, I was gonna give her a dutch oven but she ran out of the bed so I was just able to do a Plucky on her." [/quote">
Oh my gosh. I'm going to be a star! LMAO
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