Beer Freckles: Beer
How cold it is.
How it makes you forget the pain in your life.
How it helps you to Give Pain to everyone around you, that they will rember for the rest of thier lives
How Good it pours down , thirst quenching, just before you beat and cuss your spouse and kids
How wonderful and strong it makes you feel , while beating up the person who passed you by on the street(You made sure they were much smaller than you) too bad they were the Judges Kin. :)
Beer how cold and wonderful that it dulls your pain, that you caused others while drinking it.
Beer, how it has filled the coffins and the holes at the graveyard more than any foe.
Beer how the red and blue pretty lights come screaming with the men and women ready to kill or take to jail the drunken drunkerd who killed thier spouse
Beer how the kids hide under thier bed or have thier cloths on so they can run, when daddy or moma gets home , so they do get Beat or worse
(But, it tasted so good)
Beer how the Emergency room floor runs red with blood and the morge is stacked full of dead bodys killed by drunk drivers or drunken spouses
Beer how it tasts so good just before you kill your spouse and kids
Beer how cold and nice
the Concrete Bed and Cold Floor the Jail cell. The frezzing air.
All your new Husbands take turns all day and night
The Concrete walls
and all you think about is
You just wish you had.........
A Beer
:)
Re: Beer MadorSad: Ummmmm I think I need a beer and some boobs too 8)
Re: Beer alonewith2: Ahem, they are not called boobs...they are called milkers. Get it right. ;)
Re: Beer MadorSad: [quote author=alonewith2 (SNB) link=topic=40009.msg446151#msg446151 date=1169587003">
Ahem, they are not called boobs...they are called milkers. Get it right. ;)
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Why would I want mlkers with my beer ??? That would kill the buzzzzzz for sure ::)
Re: Beer alonewith2: I didn't say it had to be a lactating milker.
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