POLITICALLY CORRECT: atlgirl777: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT: Crystal_Blue_024: [quote author=atlgirl777 link=topic=40091.msg441592#msg441592 date=1168973297">
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
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Okay! That's flippin awesome!!!!!!!! "You stupid shit, you developed a case of Rectal Cranial Inversion!"
Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT: Fendann: [quote"> She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."[/quote">
That is great!
Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT: alonewith2: [quote author=FatherOf2 link=topic=40091.msg441609#msg441609 date=1168974261">
[quote"> She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."[/quote">
That is great!
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It'd be even better as "PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED BY MANY" ;)
Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT: Zipsfb: [quote author=Crystal_Blue_024 link=topic=40091.msg441593#msg441593 date=1168973485">
[quote author=atlgirl777 link=topic=40091.msg441592#msg441592 date=1168973297">
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
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Okay! That's flippin awesome!!!!!!!! "You stupid shit, you developed a case of Rectal Cranial Inversion!"
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Beat me to it... lol awesome
