Re:Channeling Dennis Leary seth: I didn't even get the friends option, which I'm so desparate I would actually have taken. She just said to me, "If I want to talk to you I'LL call YOU." We'll never see each other again. It's not fair, she she should have a toddler to take care of....
Re:Channeling Dennis Leary barelybreathing: In other words cloud, she wants the warm fuzzies from you while she is out dipping her toes in colder waters. Lord knows it sure is scary out there!
SCREW THEM!
I sure liked your analogy and verbage!
Gosh, none of my friends, cheated, lied, abandoned me in my darkest hour, screamed hatred and vile at me, etc., etc., etc.
Friends like that, who on earth needs enemies.
I got the, "you are my best friend, I can't imagine never talking to you again."
Uh, yeah divorce, that is what happens. We sever all ties.
SCREW THEM!
BB
Re:Channeling Dennis Leary brokenman: [quote author=Spectrum link=board=1;threadid=4058;start=0#msg31671 date=1094169617">
Yeah, and they DEFINITELY don't think before they *OOPS* trip and their d*cks wind up in some other chick, do they? :o
Sorry for the acrid reply..... Just feeling a little dry tonight!!
Spectrum.
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That is awesome. I think the next time someone asks me where my wife is I'll tell them, "Oh, it was terrible! She was on her way to work... and when she got out of her car she tripped and her crotch landed on a naked peenis." ;D
Re:Channeling Dennis Leary Sorrow: Hmm, I think I heard that line before...that dirty one, on the movie, "The Last Boyscout" when Bruce Willis said it to his cheating wife. Good movie, good line! :)
Dennis Leary is great... but in this circumstance you need to start channeling Sam Kennison.
OHHH OHHHH OHHH! You dirty wh*re! You ripped out my heart! OHHHH OHHH OHHHH!
Now that...is HILARIOUS! ;D
