Soo HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR ARM PennyLane: SO, HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR ARM?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the
humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper,
A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah
with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.
Conditions were perfect...12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic
numbness all over...the "Tell me when we're having fun" kind
of day.
One of the women in the group complained to her husband that
she was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he
was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder
room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain
did not go away.
If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you,
then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn't help matters.
With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband,
picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that since she was
wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods and no one
would even notice. He assured her, "The white will provide more than
adequate camouflage."
So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and proceeded
to do her thing. If you've ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know
there is a right way and wrong way to set your skis so you don't move.
Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are
not forgiving...even during the most embarrassing moments. Without warning,
the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control, racing through the
trees...somehow missing all of them and onto another slope.
Her derriere and the reverse side were still bare, her pants down around her
knees, and she was picking up speed all the while. She continued backwards,
totally out-of-control, creating an unusual vista for the other skiers. The woman
skied back under the lift and finally collided violently with a pylon.
The bad news was that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up her ski
pants. At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show,
then summoned the ski patrol. They transported her to a hospital.
While in the emergency room, a man with an obviously broken leg was put in
the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you break your leg?" she asked, making small
talk. "It was the stupidest thing you ever saw, "he said. "I was riding up this ski
lift and suddenly, I couldn't believe my eyes! There was this crazy woman skiing
backward, out-of-control, down the mountain, with her bare bottom hanging out
of her pants. I leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift." ... "So,
how'd you break your arm?
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