Differences fkunone: Q: Why is a single woman thinner than a married woman?
A: The single woman comes home from work, looks at what’s in the fridge, and goes to bed. The married woman comes home from work, looks at what’s in bed, and goes to the fridge.
Q: What’s the difference between Congress and the Library of Congress?
A: In the Library of Congress you can’t mess with the pages.
