Re: Pickup lines that don't work vdc_1975: Hey baby, how about you, me, and some of this pork!
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"Ever hear of a Cleveland Steamer"?
(oh, I'm so going to hell for that)
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That is so wrong, but yet SO funny. I prefer the donkey punch myself....
Pickup lines that don't work C-Note: Are you fertile?
Re: Pickup lines that don't work pluscachange: "I'm a nice, reliable, happy guy who will treat you well"
Screaming. That's what they'd do when they bolted at full speed.
Re: Pickup lines that don't work darkrose: I tried "Nice boots, wanna F-ck?" it actually worked ...once.
Re: Pickup lines that don't work just_me_detroit: Want to hear my new rap?
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