Hillbilly medical terms atlgirl777: > >> Benign ................. What you be after you be eight.
> >> Bacteria ............... Back door to cafeteria.
> >> Barium ................. What doctors do when patients die.
> >> Cesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in Rome.
> >> Catscan ................ Search for Kitty.
> >> Cauterize .............. Made eye contact with her.
> >> Colic .................. A sheep dog.
> >> Coma ................... A punctuation mark.
> >> D&C .................... Where Washington is.
> >> Dilate ................. To live long.
> >> Enema .................. Not a friend.
> >> Fester ................. Quicker than someone else.
> >> Fibular ................ A small lie.
> >> G.I.Series ............. World Series of military baseball.
> >> Hangnail ............... What you hang your coat on.
> >> Impotent ............... Distinguished, well known.
> >> Labor Pain ............. Getting hurt at work.
> >> Medical Staff .......... A Doctor's cane.
> >> Morbid ................. A higher offer than I bid.
> >> Nitrates ............... Cheaper than day rates.
> >> Node ................... I knew it.
> >> Outpatient ............. A person who has fainted.
> >> Pap Smear .............. A fatherhood test.
> >> Pelvis ................. Second cousin to Elvis.
> >> Post Operative ......... A letter carrier.
> >> Recovery Room .......... Place to do upholstery.
> >> Rectum ................. Damn near killed him.
> >> Secretion .............. Hiding something.
> >> Seizure ................ Roman emperor.
> >> Tablet ................. A small table.
> >> Terminal Illness ....... Getting sick at the airport.
> >> Tumor .................. More than one.
> >> Urine .................. Opposite of mine.
> >> Varicose ............... Near by/close by.
Re: Hillbilly medical terms C-Note: Just the subject had me laughing.
