Biker Bar PennyLane: A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw
her in the hallway naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says....
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"
Re: Biker Bar Spike: Oh, man, did that grandson of mine tell you that? I wasn't that drunk.
Re: Biker Bar Lady Phoenix: LMAO!! As soon as I read the punchline I thought dammit Spike did it again! :P :D
Re: Biker Bar PennyLane: For some reason Spike you came to mind when I posted this ;D
