Urf. darkrose: My nose is black and blue.
In my drunken haste to pick up the phone last night (in a different room), I tripped over some of my kid's toys and went face-first into the area-rug covered hardwood floor. Instant nosebleed. Not happy.
What the hell was I thinking? I vaguely remember some of the stuff in chat. Did I say/do anything last night to incriminate myself? For the record, I was a full fifth of tequila in about 1.5 hours into a pretty serious drunk...