Re: Solving "Histories mysteries" wizer_now: O is for Orgasm. Obviously.
Re: Solving "Histories mysteries" chaos40: [quote author=wizer link=topic=42599.msg486634#msg486634 date=1174590610">
O is for Orgasm. Obviously.
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Deep bro...very deep
Solving "Histories mysteries" chaos40: Who’s a better parent Mom or Dad?
After watching an episode on the “Bible Code” I was inspired to embark on a mission to decipher a code deeply rooted in the words Mom and Dad. I am convinced that the founders of the English language cry out to us in subtle ways through the use of “code” to prove a very powerful point. Join me, as I unfold one histories greatest mysteries through the careful examination of the seemingly ordinary words “Mom and Dad”
Shall we begin?
First, let us examine some of the striking similarities in these two words
Both words are 3 characters long
Both words spelled backwards are pronounced the same
Example: if you take the third letter in each of these word and exchange it with the first M.O.M would still be pronounced M.O.M (this is utterly cool if you ask me personally) and same is true for D.A.D
These similarities are highly symbolic and are meant to prove that Mom and Dad are extremely similar in as far as their capabilities to raise kids are concerned. However, they do deviate from this equality premise very slightly and, in an extremely subtle way. What you will be reading next may in fact, solve one of histories greatest mysteries and put to rest, once and for all, one of the greatest controversies of all time.
Take the 2 words “Mom” and “Dad” and examine the position of the first letter of each in our English alphabet.
The D in dad occupies the 4th position while the M in Mom occupies the 13th position. Coincidence you say? Originally, I thought so too, until I dug further into this complex code I had stumbled upon.
Notice, if you examine the second character (the vowel) in both words you the find same pattern
The A in Dad occupies the 1st position in the alphabet while the O in mom occupies the 15th position in the alphabet. In my humble opinion these patterns are far too profound to be coincidence. Based upon these facts I must conclude that this was done by the founders of the English language, deliberately, to impress upon our society the obvious fact that dad is the superior parent
Re: Solving "Histories mysteries" fkunone: Eh, what's the pattern?
Re: Solving "Histories mysteries" darkrose: Well that, and kids generally can say "da-da" before "ma-ma".
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