The Men's Room 4-4-2007 C-Note: Excuses you've used to try and get out of getting a ticket.
Officer I've gotta go and I'm desperate. How the hell can Ohio have 60 miles between rest stops with no where to pee?
Re: The Men's Room 4-4-2007 just_me_detroit: "I just got out of a really bad date and I just want to go home"
It actually worked. He let me go with a warning, and wished a better date next time.
Re: The Men's Room 4-4-2007 yella: What I would use... and haven't yet. "I have PMS".
Re: The Men's Room 4-4-2007 C-Note: I had a close friend of mine who leaned over and stuck her head under thesteering wheel between her dates thighs before the cop reached the window and yelled to the cop "Sorry officer my heads stuck!". The cop turned went back to his squad car and left.
Re: The Men's Room 4-4-2007 td: My sister didn't realize a cop was right behind her and she went through a light that just turned red and as soon as she realized that the cop was right behind her she pulled herself over... the cop pulled behind her and got out of the car and started laughing... he said.. ok.. I guess you realize you shouldn't have done that...he let her go with a warning.
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