Before he cheats again JadedButtafly: (I like this song, not because he cheated, but because this is what i'd like to do to his new Vehicle)Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond trim,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
Re: Before he cheats again flipflopnomore: This song cracks me up everytime I hear it......So fits my ex to a T right down the the "pretty little suped up4WD" that is his baby.
In fact, when he was here last the TV was on and this video came on. Made me smile.
Re: Before he cheats again JadedButtafly: I liked it cause he got an 06 vechile not too long ago, and I was upset because I thought he was wrong to do so, as he knows the kids and i have been struggling just to buy groceries once a month. So I'd like to do this to his new car lol
