Grandma PennyLane:
>>> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.
>>> She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell
>>> me how a patient is doing?"
>>> The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and
>>> room number?"
>>> The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay,
>>> Room 302."
>>> The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with
>>> her nurse." After a few minutes the Operator returned to the phone,
>>> "Oh, Good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well.
>>> Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal
>>> and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged
>>> Tuesday."
>>> The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so
>>> worried! God bless you for the good news."
>>> The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your
>>> daughter?"
>>> The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302.
>>> No one tells me shit."
>>>
