Bill and Hillary
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Bill and Hillary PennyLane: Hillary Clinton goes to  her doctor

for a physical, only to find out

that she's pregnant.

She  is furious... Here she's

in the middle of her first run

for president, and as  Senator

of New York this has happened

to her.
She calls home, gets Bill

on  the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have

let this  happen? With all that's

going on right now, you go and

get me pregnant! How  could you?

I can't believe this! I just found out

I am five weeks pregnant and 

it is all your fault! Your fault!

Well, what have you got to say?" 

There is nothing but dead silence

on the phone. She screams again,

  "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very,

very quiet voice. In  a barely

audible whisper, he says,

"Who is this?" 






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