Things Your Wife Will Never Say Seraph: [glow=red,2,300"> Things Your Wife Will Never Say[/glow">
You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
The new girl in my office is a stripper; I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
Bar food again? Kick @ss!
It's only the third quarter; you should order a couple more pitchers.
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's Day!
Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.
Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare @ss!
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
D@mn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
You are so much smarter than my father.
If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch SportsCenter.
Honey, pull my finger!
Re:Things Your Wife Will Never Say Beren: [quote"> You are so much smarter than my father.[/quote">
LOL! My ex's dad is a total butt-reaming moron who didn't even learn to read until he was about 30. I, on the other hand, taught myself at age 3 by watching Sesame Street. But Kim was always about "daddy, daddy, daddy," and nothing I ever said was worth anything if it conflicted with what he said.
I'm sure he's thrilled to have his little girl back.
Beren
Re:Things Your Wife Will Never Say Shanna: I have to say that I do have "DAddy is a god" syndrome. I always have to get his opinion on everything even if X knew the answer. That always ticked X off.
Re:Things Your Wife Will Never Say whythisnow: LOL :D
That was good.
I have three sisters all of them look to my Dad as the answer man.
I have one daughter and it pissed my STBX off more then anything else in the world when she would not ask the STBX to help with homework or projects. I helped with a biology project tonight ......
I really think it is healthy for girls to have that with their Dads. My stbx always thought she was smart. Too smart to realize she lost a great thing.
FIDO
