Dog Food Diet PennyLane:
>>
>> I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
>> and
>> was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
>> Duh?
>> On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
>> Although I
>> probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time.
>> But
>> I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
>> tubes
>> coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it
>> works
>> is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
>> two
>> every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was
>> going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone
>> in
>> line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was
>> standing behind her.
>>
>> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
>> food
>> poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass
>> and a car hit me. I thought the guy standing behind her was going to
>> need
>> help as he staggered to the door laughing.
