Daily inspirational and Funny Quotes. Bug: Ok here is the deal. If you post. One inspirational followed by a funny quote or saying :)
"Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood."
-Helen Keller
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.
- Pali
Re:Daily inspirational and Funny Quotes. Bug: Good Morning everyone. Here is my quotes for the day.
"Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step." -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Jerry Seinfeld.
Re:Daily inspirational and Funny Quotes. Bug: Hello. Here is two more for your sunday reading pleasure. :)
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
Re:Daily inspirational and Funny Quotes. Dazed: Where's my groucho? I need a man with a drawn-on mustache and a crackin' sense of humor!
Re:Daily inspirational and Funny Quotes. Bug: Good evening everyone.
"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." -- Belva Davis
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
