Molested On Subway seth: I'm not making light of any recent posts but I did have something to share.
I was molested by an older lady on the subway going home from work on Friday. I'm not sh-ting you.... I was standing and listening to my mp3 player when I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. An enormous 50-something year-old, grey-haired woman was clearing space for me on her seat.
Though I preferred to stand, I sat next to her and smiled to reward this "polite" behavior, noticing that the car wasn't actually that super-crowded.... After a while, she'd slowly lower her hand while reading her newspaper, pretending it was incidental contact. I think the scientific term for this is Fraughterism (sic)?
Anyway, she had her hands on my thighs and I'm embarrased to say I didn't do anything. As a weight-lifting man perhaps at the height of my masculine allure, I always thought I'd do something in that kind of a situation.
I just wanted to go home and sit down underneath a hot, scalding shower and have a good cry--she made me feel like it was my fault. ;) Okay, now I'm kidding....
Anyway, I'm chagrined to admit that that's the most sexual contact I've had in a long time. I tell you this hoping you might smile and feel good about your own life.
Peace out.... 8)
Re:Molested On Subway favoriteangel2003: Seth,
OMG! How funny! Not that that happened but that you couldn't do anything. I can almost picture it in my mind. That is probably the most contact she has had in a while too. Poor guy! I hope you learned your lesson you man!!! ;)
Angel :)
Re:Molested On Subway seth: I know! I'm totally going to stop sexually harrassing this girl at work!!!! From now on, I get it. ;)
Re:Molested On Subway favoriteangel2003: Seth,
You better watch it...you just said "Sexual harrassment and with someone at work..." Uh-oh! I hope this doesn't start a whole new topic.
I am glad you learned your lesson.... ;)
Angel :)
Re:Molested On Subway seth: I was actually just kidding about the sexual harassment. She's not really my type but since she's very pretty I'm sure she misinterprets my friendliness....
She really shouldn't flatter herself w/ those cankles of hers.... I know, the workplace is funny. I have crushes on women who don't really dig me and I just heard at a happy hour that there are a few women who dig me (that I'm not into)....
It's like Ally McBeal around there.... I'm sure people here have experience with that sort of thing, especially the recently divorced.....
No, I try to keep my nose clean at work, except I recently got really drunk at a happy hour and planned a Smokefest 2005 party... Now, I quit smoking pot six months ago but apparently I scheduled a party at my place, which I had to quickly cancel.
Also, the African American folks at work all love me and say I'm "too much" but I really have to stop offering to get them high.... I don't think they appreciate the stereotypes. Oh, and I have to stop asking the Indian guy where to get the best curry and all that--his patience is wearing thin. Nice fellow though.
Well, rap at ya later.... Hope everyone is having a good Sunday.
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