challange... anyone? hardened_heart1970: here it is. let see who is ojars wisest wise azz. im challanging anyone. also, nothing is bared, from here. insults, ANYTHING goes.
**one requirement is you can not post if you get offended easily. believe me, you will, and i will. lets have fun, and no feelings are to be taken personally.
HAVE ANY TAKERS?
ALRIGHT, ill start.
you are so dumb i takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes....
Re:challange... anyone? hardened_heart1970: well, heres another.
theres this new recruit in the army and they are staioned in the middle of the desert. the sergant was showing him around. heres the mess hall. thats where we eat.
then they went further, and he said heres the barricks, this is where we sleep.
the new recruit spoke up and said " what do we do when we get horney?"
the sarg took him behind the mess hall. there was a donkey. the recruit said ohh, i get it.
a month went by, he was horney. he walked out behind there, and said, well i will wait.
another month went by, but this time he was too horney. he went out there, and pulled his pants down and started giving it to the donkey.
a whole crowd gathered, and everyone was pointing and laughing.
he yelled " what, am i doing something wrong?"
THE SARG SAID HELL YEAH. WE USUALLY GET ON IT, AND RIDE IT TO TOWN..................
Re:challange... anyone? hardened_heart1970: what kind of meat does a PRIEST eat?
NUN.
whats ethieopias fastest animal?
the chicken when let loose.
how you get a one arm french man out of a tree?
wave to him.
what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
BOB
what does ford say back wards?
D river R eturns O n F oot
what does PONTIAC stand for?
P oor O ld N ewenglander T hinks I ts A C adillac
if you had a 12" penis protruding from your forhead, how many inches could you see?
none the balls would be hanging in your eyes.
Re:challange... anyone? hardened_heart1970: theres pierre, a french man. and donald a pollock. they were camping one night. donald had to use the bathroom bad, but there was no toilet paper. donald went into the woods, took a dump, came back and sat down.
pierre said donald, how did you wipe if we have a no toilet paper?
easy says donald. i wiped with a dollar.....
oohhh pierre says, and then retreats to his part of the woods to take a dump.
he then comes back, hes covered in sh*it from head to toe.
donald says "WHAT HAPPENED PIIIEEERREE?
pierra saids " have you ever tried to wipe with
3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle?
you can participate in this one. do not read below untill you post if you can. put a penny, a nickle, and a dime in your hand. now stare at them.
saras mother had 3 kids. she named the first one
penny (penny)
2nd one nickleus (nickle)
what did she name the 3rd? _______(dime)?/???
i heard about your first girlfriend ya know. she told you to give her 12 " and make her hurt.
you fu*ked her 4 times and hit her with a brick.....
whats long green and smells of pork?
kermits middle finger.
Re:challange... anyone? kellsbee: LMAO!!!!!
How do you recycle a condom??
Turn it inside out and shake the F*ck out of it!
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