Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/2 RecoveringinDE: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Watch out for vines, today. Sometime's it's hard to tell the difference between a vine and a creeper, until it's too late.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you will have to take someone aside and gently explain that a "briefcase" is not actually for undergarments. Remember: you probably made a few silly mistakes yourself, when you were just starting out.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A big spider will be waiting for you in the dark, chuckling its evil spider chuckle, and rubbing it's hairy legs together in a chitinously evil way. Fortunately for you, someone else will come by before you, and will squish it without a second thought.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Absolutely marvelous day to complain, grumble, gripe, or whine. Remember: if you're going to do something, do it well.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Let a smile be your umbrella, today. Tomorrow: letting a grimace be a pair of hip-waders.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
t's time for you to consider being kinder to your feet. And stop taking them for granted! For example, when's the last time you sat down and had a nice friendly chat with them? Do it today!
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You will declare war on drugs, today, and will glare menacingly at your pharmacist.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You'll accidentally eat one of those fried szechuan chili peppers today, and it will bring tears to your eyes. This will strike you as odd, given that you will be eating a ham sandwich at the time.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will find an alien artifact behind the cushion in the sofa. Point the pointy end away from you, if you push the little bumpy thing. Personally, I'd just leave it alone.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good time to go into business making measuring spoons. Good ones to start with would be a "smidgeon" and a "pinch."
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will make pizza from scratch today (dough and everything), and will beam with pride. As well you should.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Oh boy! Today you will find some cool shoes that you'd forgotten all about, in the back of your closet. Oddly, they no longer fit, and are at least 3 sizes too large. This may worry you.
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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A big spider will be waiting for you in the dark, chuckling its evil spider chuckle, and rubbing it's hairy legs together in a chitinously evil way. Fortunately for you, someone else will come by before you, and will squish it without a second thought.
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Good because spiders scare me.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/2 favoriteangel2003: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Watch out for vines, today. Sometime's it's hard to tell the difference between a vine and a creeper, until it's too late.
Better keep a look out! :o
Angel :)
CP~ I here ya!!! :-[
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/2 OldSchool: better than yesterday's RiDE ! :)
I'll take creepers over diapers right now....
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 1/2 jen: Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you will have to take someone aside and gently explain that a "briefcase" is not actually for undergarments. Remember: you probably made a few silly mistakes yourself, when you were just starting out.
No opportunity for this one today, but I will certainly keep in mind to be compassionate when this situation comes up ;)
