losing weight.......... Jennicole: man is at the doctors office, and his doctor looks at him and says
"you need to lose weight or you are going to die"
so the man goes home pondering what the doctor says. looking through a magazine, he finds an add that says
"lose 10 pounds in 3 days guaranteed"
so he calls the company to order this miracle product.
the next day his doorbell rings, and when he answers it there is a hot girl wearing nothing but tennis shoes and a sign that reads
" if you catch me you can have me"
so he takes off running after her after about 2 miles he catches her and has sex with her. this goes on for 2 more days. after, he is pleased to see he has lost 10 lbs.
so he call the company back and orders the program that reads
"lose 30 lbs in 7 days"
the operator says "are you sure sir? this is our most rigourous exercise." but he assures her that is what he wants.
the next day his doorbell rings and he expects to see the same hot chick, but when he opens the door there is a huge hairy man in nothing but tennis shoes with a sign that reads
" if i catch you i can have you"
