For the True Wine Connoisseur Eyelo: Wal-Mart will soon have its own wine. Some Wal-Mart customers soon be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with the E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 13 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
13. Chateau Traileur Parc
12. White Trashfindel
11. Big Red Gulp
10. Grape Expectations
9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
8. NASCARbernet
7. Chef Boyardeaux
6. Peanut Noir
5. Chateau des Moines
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
3. World Championship Riesling
2. Sams Shiraz
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (possum) and red meat (squirrel).
Re:For the True Wine Connoisseur Beren: White Trashfindel! ROFL!!
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