Your Daily Horriblescopes 1/25 RecoveringinDE:
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Flour tortilla day, today. You know what I mean.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
A person of Irish descent will attempt to sell you something you don't especially want, today. Strive to turn the conversation to Tilapia (a type of freshwater fish) -- you'll find it's his new hobby.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective...
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Good day to act extremely childish.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Today you will notice yet another large freshly-dug mound of dirt in your neighbor's back yard. It's probably nothing -- he probably just digs at night if he can't get to sleep. I know I do.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
What are you looking here, for? You should be on a spaceship, sticking a fish in your ear. It's not like you didn't get enough hints. If you are vaporized, it's your own darned fault, I'd say.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
The mythic asteroid Chaeron, in collaboration with the uneasy spirit of Atahualpa (the last Inca king), will act to produce a gastric upset of epic proportions, today. Keep your chakras clear, and carry some Immodium.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Good day to have some fun with fake fur and spirit gum. Now you can see what chest hair would really be like, or go for the "Madonna" look. Or you can simply opt for hairy palms -- that's always fun.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Be careful if you try to be funny, today. Although you are normally reknowned for your dry wit, you may be a bit soggy, today.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Between now and the vernal equinox, trust anyone with freckles. After that, trust no one.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Soon you will find yourself at another dull party, where the only person you know is who you came with. You'll need to use Tip #39 of my book "101 Ways To Break The Ice": Ask someone who they are, after introducing yourself. When they say their name, repeat it back to them as "YOU'RE Bill Smith???" "Uh, yes" "Well, you sure can't believe everything you hear, can you?" "What do you mean?" "Well, it's just that you don't look at ALL like a weasel, you know? Or at least, hardly at all."
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Excellent day to be boisterous. Avoid obstreperousness, however.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes 1/25 wdotzler: [quote"> Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective... [/quote">
I'm thinking that I'm really glad I don't know anyone named "Brutus". :P
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes 1/25 amola: [quote author=RiDE link=board=21;threadid=7191;start=0#msg57656 date=1106657743"> Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Between now and the vernal equinox, trust anyone with freckles. After that, trust no one.[/quote">
1. when is the vernal equinox?
2. i have freckles--therefore i can trust myself!
:)
amola
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes 1/25 amola: frid.......
lmao
thanks for the info!
:)
amola
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes 1/25 Beren: [quote author=itmustbeme link=board=21;threadid=7191;start=0#msg57657 date=1106658543">
[quote"> Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Beware the Ides of March. Also, if you have a friend named "Brutus", it might behoove you to be a trifle more selective... [/quote">
I'm thinking that I'm really glad I don't know anyone named "Brutus". :P
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LOL! I haven't been on AIM in a while, but my screen name is BrutusBenson. Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you!
Sugar Beren
