payback time? hardened_heart1970: where i live, this weekend is a big snomobiling pow wow... they have all kinds of stuff to do. well, this will be the first year ever, that i have not taken my kids to the light parade. where they dress sleds up and ride through town. i know violence is never the answer, but would feel like a good solution.( recap my story, ex left for my ex bf.) i am writing this stuff down in hopes that i will laugh and not do what i want to do. so heres a try. this is what should happen. if anyone has any ideas let me know.
1) hard boil eggs. freeze. then throw at him when he drives sled by.
2) regular eggs. make him a mess
3) get dressed up in snow suit, get sled, find him and pulverize him, then ride off into moonset.
4) get trashed, hop in my hot tub, and see the funny bubbles when i fart.
and the list can go on....... oh yeah, i talked to her last night, and asked her about working stuff out. she told me the only reason i wanted to was cause i was scared that i knew i was going to lose the kids....... bull crappy lady. i have kids now on average 20 days a month..... i did good, but then i told her, WHEN I get custody, dont come crawling back to me, cause i wont take you back. she hung up................. atleast i got to her, so now im happier for a few minutes..............................
