Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/19 RecoveringinDE: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will hear screams coming from a Hungarian restaurant, while you are walking by. Don't worry, though. That's normal.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Unleash the power you have chained inside you! Just don't let it make those annoying "yip yip yip" sounds or pee on the lawn, this time.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Deny everything.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Most people are aware that it's supposed to be good luck to toss a pinch of salt over your left shoulder. Today you will discover that it's even better luck to toss a carton of yogurt over your right shoulder.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Today you will realize that you've always wanted to have the biggest ball of string in town, and will start collecting odd bits of string at every opportunity. Eventually, you will make it into the Guiness Book of World Records, right next to the Giant Happy Tape Ball record set by Mr. S. Boondoggle.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Let the golden sun of happiness burn away your inner fog of disgruntlement. Remember: gruntled people are more fun!
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You will hear a strange flapping sound today. Glancing outside, you will see a precision drill team marching by wearing scuba flippers and waving feather dusters. Avoid eye contact. Stay indoors.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Time for an excursion! Remember to pack some sandwiches, and carry a large ball of twine (it's easy to get lost in the city -- the twine should help).
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Everyone you work with will bring Kim Chee for lunch, today. They're just doing it to be difficult.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good day to skip. In fact, skipping is good exercise, and I'm certain that if you just get a few friends to go along with you, you can start a cultural movement of just as much importance as running and walking. The main problem, of course, is to figure out what sort of "skipping" shoe Nike is going to come out with.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today you will discover an astounding new use for celery, and it will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today you'll try the old "goat in a box" trick, on your new boss. It'll backfire, though, and you'll be the one with the clown shoes.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/19 amola: [quote author=RiDE link=board=21;threadid=8060;start=0#msg64091 date=1108831798"> Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good day to skip. In fact, skipping is good exercise, and I'm certain that if you just get a few friends to go along with you, you can start a cultural movement of just as much importance as running and walking. The main problem, of course, is to figure out what sort of "skipping" shoe Nike is going to come out with. [/quote">
roflmao
are you kidding? most days, i'm lucky to be able to walk in a straight line!!!
:)
amola
