Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/20 RecoveringinDE: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware of short people.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
It's time to get a new perspective on your job. Try to think of work as a great big funhouse. Just without the fun.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
People are starting to take you a bit too seriously. Try wearing your bunny slippers to work.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will develop a passion for Cajun cuisine, and will refuse to eat anything that hasn't been "blackened." Your family will draw the line at blackened corn flakes, however.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Ever had one of those times when you ask someone "What are the crunchy things in the oatmeal?" and they say "Crunchy things?" Soon, you will.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Itchy nose day, again. Just be glad you don't have to wear a spacesuit!
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Good day to invent an anti-gravity device. Or at least, to tell everyone that's what you're doing.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today you will realize that your biggest problem is indecisiveness. Or possibly procrastination. Tomorrow may be a better day to figure out which.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today, someone named "Svlad" will appear at your door, carrying a large inflatable penguin and a bag of pistachio nuts. Despite your better judgement, you will let him in.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Don't you owe someone a thank-you note? If not, send one anyway -- that's always fun.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Once you're that far behind, there's really no way to get caught up. You might as well do something fun instead. You can tell them I told you it was ok.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
A bit of investigation is called for, today. Look for clues that seem out of place. Also, check with the man behind the curtain.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/20 teacherwriterguy: [quote"> Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Once you're that far behind, there's really no way to get caught up. You might as well do something fun instead. You can tell them I told you it was ok.[/quote">
Hey - look. Someone gave me permission not to pack today! WooHoo. Snow day.
Then again, yesterday's message was something about how a novel use of celery was going to make me millions? I tried everything I could think of... Ahh well, at least I got my roughage.
teacherwriterguy
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/20 paul76: [quote author=RiDE link=board=21;threadid=8073;start=0#msg64188 date=1108907000">
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware of short people.
Ride- I usually am, I'm a big and clumsy and dont want to step on anyone.[/quote">
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/20 paul76: TWG
Now you can focus your attention on your color coding project or your neighbors (whom I believe to be the neighbors from the movie "The Burbs")
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/20 amola: [quote author=RiDE link=board=21;threadid=8073;start=0#msg64188 date=1108907000"> Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Don't you owe someone a thank-you note? If not, send one anyway -- that's always fun. [/quote">
hmmmmmmm.....don't owe anyone that i can think of.....but maybe i can come up with something....
oh wait......i know!!!
cj and beren....thank you so much for keeping me up and online until 3am today! i had fun! ;D
:)
amola
[size=1"> there...at least i can say that i accomplished something today