Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/21 RecoveringinDE: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today you'll become incensed at the thought that you missed out on all the fun during the 60's and 70's, and will change your name to "Sunflower" in protest.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Flour tortilla day, today. You know what I mean.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You may lose sight of what is truly important to you, if you're not careful. In other words, it not whether you win or lose, it's whether you end up with your leg in a cast for 3 months.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your relationship is reaching the point where you may as well discuss the Big Question - there's no point in going further if you don't see eye to eye on that. By Big Question I'm referring to "crunchy" versus "creamy", of course. Why, what did you think I meant?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Today an ecologically-minded organic foods co-op will move into your home, while you're away. You'll be smelling whole-wheat fig bars for months, even if you succeed in extricating them. (Which is unlikely, in today's political climate. They need somewhere to hide. Have a heart.)
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will discover what Shakespeare actually meant, when he wrote "Hey nonny, nonny", in Much Ado About Nothing. It turns out that it was simply in-field chatter that somehow made it into the play, and that Shakespeare not only enjoyed softball, but was a reasonably good shortstop.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will make new friends, one of whom will eventually borrow a large sum of money from you, prior to skipping town. Try to avoid fatty foods.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will make pizza from scratch today (dough and everything), and will beam with pride. As well you should.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will take comfort in the thought that Jesus loves you, particularly since nobody else likes you very much.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Remember that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Normally that's not a big deal, but since your accounting department just changed its name to "The Mongol Horde", you might take notice.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Your slogan for the week should be "Carpe Dium", or "Sieze the Day!." Once you sieze it, give it a good shake, just to prove you mean business.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Time to do something about that high blood pressure. Have you tried leeches?
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/21 RecoveringinDE: [quote"> Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will make pizza from scratch today (dough and everything), and will beam with pride. As well you should.
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Yummm. Pizza. Although I did make Lasagne for dinner last night =) Yep, from scratch. Been awhile since I did that. Almost forgot how many messy dishes that causes, lol.
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/21 Shanna: [quote"> Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Your slogan for the week should be "Carpe Dium", or "Sieze the Day!." Once you sieze it, give it a good shake, just to prove you mean business. [/quote">
Probably be a lot easier just to shake the kid that is making my day BAD BAD BAD....how can someone let their kid act like this....My %$#@%$$#@ $#@%#@$%#@ grrrrr. *flames coming out my ears
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/21 Shanna: Oh and NO leaches on me thank you :P
Re:Your Daily Horriblescopes. 2/21 teacherwriterguy: Interesting how you had to add the no leeches part - b/c see, until then, we were all figuring you wanted leeches. But, now that you wrote it, we're clear on that matter. ;)
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