Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman Phyxius: Top 17 Fatal Things to Say if Your Wife is Pregnant
17. "I finished the Oreo's."
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."
12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant...
1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger
Re:Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman down2basics: pppbbbbssstttll!
(d2b rolling on the floor - laughing her arse off!)
I guess you'd know!
LOL!
Re:Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman PiscesGoddess: :) OMG ..too funny! Considering I just had a baby 10 days ago..these are sooo true!!! Thanks for the laugh..
PS..Hi D2B...its a boy!! : ) ;D
Re:Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman down2basics: OMG!! MY GODDESS RETURNS!!!
Good to hear from you!!!
Hugs - Kisses - Kiss the nuggets for me! Especially the new nugget!
Re:Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman PiscesGoddess: I will I will I will!! And I the goddess only returned for you ;D ;D
You should see my new nugget..he's a gem!! Nothing like a new baby..ahhh..
Got me a new hubby too..thats why you dont see me round these parts much..but I'm always thinkin bout my texas gal and the tator tots!!!
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