The Gravy Ladle... kinda corny. OldSchool: You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing
how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie was. Mrs. Hester had long
been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there
was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his
mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner. Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
