I'm sick and I can't work lemondrop: A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.
"What's the matter?", he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my a$$ coming into work today." ;D
Re:I'm sick and I can't work i_sing_alone: Funny! I forwarded this to my best friend who now works the same crappy job I used to have.
