Men Strike Back! lemondrop: Ojar Ladies - please don't turn on me for posting this... but I thought of OldSchool as soon as I saw this... and I hate to admit it but it is kinda funny... but in the name of gender preservation, I apologize in advance. :-[
The time has finally come...
Men strike back! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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*Lemondrop runs as fast as she can to the nearest exit*
Re:Men Strike Back! Shanna: I can't believe you betrayed us like that....I thought you were our leader....and BAM you hit us with that.... ;)
Re:Men Strike Back! lemondrop: I am filled with shame over this betrayal...
*Lemondrop slinks away and goes to ponder a way to make this right again...*
